- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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