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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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