How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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