Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Matthew Wyckoff

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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