- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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