I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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