- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Knock knock, COME IN!

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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