- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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