- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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