- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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