- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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