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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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