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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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A shark ate your mom

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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