what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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A women left the kitchen.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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This is an anti- joke

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