- Anti Joke

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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