- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Mooses

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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