- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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