How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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