- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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