I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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