what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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My Nan, that is all.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Anti Joke

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