A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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