- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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