my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Chris Bosh's neck

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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