- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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