Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

WNBA

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

You having friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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