- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Dwight Howard

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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