yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What is life? Paul.

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