- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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