What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Urban ghettos

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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