- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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