Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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