Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Canadians

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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