- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What did john say to bob Hey bob

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why so serious ?

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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