Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

your face

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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