why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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