- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

your face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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