I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What happened to the fish? It drowned

you gay?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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