- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

your face

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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