A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

batman farted so hes retarded

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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