- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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