in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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