- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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