- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Justin Beiber

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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