A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Women's Rights

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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