- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Canadians

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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