What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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