What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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