Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Justin Beiber

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

The Ohio State Buckeyes

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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