- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

why did the zebra cross the road?

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

you gay?

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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