- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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