Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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