- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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