whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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hi

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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