- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Julian Ha.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Jordan is pregant

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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