- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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