- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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