Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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