- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Whose your daddy? Not me

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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