Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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