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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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