You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Anti Joke

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