Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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