- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

So a bar walks into a man...

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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