- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

women's rights.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

I went to work today....

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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