- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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