- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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