What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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John Cena

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Anti Joke

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