- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Anyone can post anything.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Jersey Shore.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Justin Bieber

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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