What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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The New York Giants

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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