- Anti Joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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