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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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