Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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