- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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