- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

why did the girl cry because she was raped

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

DEATH.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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