Small Penis.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

whats green and slimy? green slim

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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