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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

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