Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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