Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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