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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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