- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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