- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Feminism.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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