- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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